Moes Haven
"Tom Scalzo and I met at Providence College in the late 1990s. We started writing songs together right away. After we graduated, we kept meeting up to write songs. We wrote songs furiously; as soon as we wrote one, we recorded it, then we moved on to the next one. In 2004 and 2005, we released 10 albums, consisting of the best tracks we'd put together since college. Then in 2006, we forced ourselves to record 30-minutes of music for each day of the year. We released an album each month that contained the best songs from that month. After that we were tired, so we decided not to release anything new until 2012.
"In the meantime, I noticed that the only Moes Haven songs that were selling were the silly novelty songs. No one seemed to want to listen to the songs we were most proud of. So I decided to give the people what they want by forming several novelty bands. During Moes Haven's hiatus, I've released dozens of albums with these novelty bands which sell much, much better than anything Moes Haven has ever done." --Matt Farley
Buy Moes Have at iTunes:http://itunes.apple.com/gr/artist/moes-haven/id18529259#
Papa Razzi and the Photogs
Papa Razzi is a man who loves celebrities. He doesn't just love celebrities; he loves all of celebrity culture. A couple of times each year, he sits down with his photogs (that's his pet name for his piano keys) and sings about the key players in celebrity culture. With albums such as DREAM GIRLS, STAR STRUCK and FAMOUS PEOPLE, he has put into music what every gossip hungry fan has thought about on more than one occasion.
Check out his music at itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/gb/artist/papa-razzi-and-the-photogs/id261004815#
Watch a NH Chronicle piece about Papa Razzi on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjilCmhokqc
The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan
The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan first appeared on the scene with the album I LOVE BOB DYLAN! It's a hilarious collection of songs that only Dylan fans would enjoy. Not satisfied with just conquering the world of Dylan fanatics, he has since released two volumes of Songs About Singers, which feature hilarious odes to some of the best musicians of the last 50 years. Let's hope there will be more to come!
Download The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan at iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-passionate-objective-jokerfan/id283788135#
The Toilet Bowl Cleaners
The Toilet Bowl Cleaners are the funniest potty-humor band around. If it's happened to you in the bathroom, The Toilet Bowl Cleaners have written a song about it. Be sure to check out all their great holiday songs, including "Happy Mother's Day (Thanks for wiping my bum, Mom!)."
Download The Toilet Bowl Cleaners at iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/au/artist/the-toilet-bowl-cleaners/id279939140#
The Athletic Sports Band
The Athletic Sports Band has released several sports-themed album. The PASSION BUCKET album was featured on The Dan Patrick Show in November of 2009. Prior to getting this exposure, the album had only earned $13. One month later, thanks to getting airplay on The Dan Patrick Show, PASSION BUCKET had earned more than $130. The Athletic Sports Band is very grateful to Dan Patrick for putting them on his show and for increasing sales tenfold.
Download The Athletic Sports Band at iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/it/artist/the-athletic-sports-band/id277963470#
The Spoiled Chefs
The Spoiled Chefs are made up of Matt Farley and Kevin McGee, two men who love to sing and eat. SONGS ABOUT FOOD, their first album, features such hits as "Who Put Coffee in my Mt. Dew?" and "Filet Mignon." SONGS ABOUT HOLIDAYS AND OTHER THINGS features their biggest hit, "When the Ghoulies Come to Town." There have long been rumors about a third album. But it has yet to arrived.
Check out The Spoiled Chefs on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/gb/artist/the-spoiled-chefs/id58018289#
The Name Project
The members of The Name Project are dedicated to writing a love song for every female name in the English language. Rest assured, if you are a woman with a name, The Name Project will eventually write a song about you.
Download The Name Project at iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/tw/artist/the-name-project/id280486287#
The Vampire & Werewolf Experience
The Vampire & Werewolf Experience is made up of a bunch of Twilight junkies who prefer the movies to the books. Their funny, observational lyrics go great with their catchy tunes.
Download The Vampire & Werewolf Experience at iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-vampire-werewolf-experience/id348341610#
Those Crazy College Kids
Those Crazy College Kids wish they were still in college. If they can't go back to those days, they can at least sing about them! I LOVE COLLEGE is filled with hilariously true tales of what happens on a college campus and a bunch of odes to the women at specific colleges.
Download Those Crazy College Kids at iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/those-crazy-college-kids/id353580699#
The Hungry Food Band
The success of The Spoiled Chefs inspired The Hungry Food Band to form and try and get in on the food song gravy train. Not satisfied to rip off just one other Motern Media artist, they also put out their own version of "Prune Juice Makes You Poop," by The Toilet Bowl Cleaners. The Hungry Food Band hopes to keep putting out albums until they've written songs about every food known to man.
Check out The Hungry Food Band at iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-hungry-food-band/id322598422#
The Ultra Right Wing Conservatives
The Ultra Right Wing Conservatives are not afraid to make a stand! They believe that global warming is a lie. They hate the ACLU. They are extremely conservative. Whether or not you agree with their politics, you won't be able to keep from singing along with their catchy songs!
Download The Ultra Right Wing Conservatives at iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-ultra-right-wing-conservatives/id285073636#
The Manchvegas Outlaw Society (M. O. S.)
The Mancvegas Outlaw Society is the band featured in the Motern Media film, MONSTERS, MARRIAGE, AND MURDER IN MANCHVEGAS. Their album includes "Basketball Fun" and other hits from the movie soundtrack along with great songs that can only be found on this album. If you loved the movie, you need this album!
Download M.O.S. at iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-manchvegas-outlaw-society/id313026112#
